She really loved manatees, and eventually she jumped from her boat into the water and landed on a manatee.But the manatee was actually dead, and the body ended up falling apart and she was covered in dead manatee slime and someone had to fish her out and clean her up.After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me.This is not to say that a terrible date doesn’t leave you crestfallen.
Noah wouldn’t have approved of any of this, and we’d have to agree.
But as bad as they get, odds are that things could’ve gone worse.
Take for instance these true first date horror stories…
—Dee, NJI once went on a date with a guy I met online.
He looked normal enough, and I agreed to go on a date with him.